A Ragamuffin Vixen

I've been meaning to post about all the crazy shit I've found around the Interweb lately, but as usual procrastination is getting the best of me. This remixed map of the DC Metro system was too good to pass up, though. They should rename all the stations to match this map.

Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart.

Inspired by a song off the new Bloodhound Gang album, I've added a new feature to my little corner of the web here -- a random Ralph Wiggum quote generator. Code for this quote generator was blatantly but lovingly ripped off from Mikey. Quotes were taken from various places around the Intarwebz. Just reload to get a new quote. If you don't see one of your favorites, leave a comment and I'll add it to the mix.

Burning the Colonel

Ok, all this political cartoon protesting business is really getting out of hand. In Pakistan, they've taken to burning Western businesses, including fast food restaurants. Where's the logic in that? Everyone knows how delicious fast food places smell to begin with. If you burn one down, you're getting all the wonderful smells with none of the reward of actually polluting your body with that delicious fried death. Seems a little counterproductive. I'm sure Akbar and Jalem thought burning down that KFC was a great idea at first, but when they were suddenly faced with an intense scent-induced desire for a bucket of extra-tasty-crispy or maybe some popcorn chicken, they were probably second guessing their decision. I hope you guys enjoyed your sand or rocks or whatever you ended up eating instead.

And since when does KFC have anything to do with Denmark or politics?