Dirty Old Man

I was driving to the gas station yesterday, and I heard Come As You Are by Nirvana. This would be a completely unremarkable thing, if not for the fact that I heard it on the local classic rock station. The song IS 14 years old, so I guess it can be played on a classic rock station. I guess I just find it a little depressing, since that's the first song I've heard on that station for which I can remember buying the album right when it came out.

Awesome.

Microwave Grape Lightning

If only we'd known about this four years ago. As cool (and messy) as the exploding egg was, it could only have been made better by some burning grapes. Plus, grapes and I go way way back in our destructive and strange relationship. O-Day Bitch Lunch forever, Bitches. Now, where's Fred? I need me some chocolate chip cookies....